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snapper5

Age/Gender: 16, Male
Location: Farnborough, UK
Job: Student

W00t for wankers

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That is all... seriously.

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Javalin glitchers on modern warfare being banned

Posted by snapper5 Dec. 4, 2009 @ 10:08 PM EST

Yeah, the whole Semtex +javelin+run = fun thing? yeah, fuck you, your getting banned and its getting removed, go suck off a cow.

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Toe Treatment

Posted by snapper5 Nov. 27, 2009 @ 5:02 AM EST

Yeah, i got my toe treated about an hour ago. For those that don't know and don't care (all of you) last year i was playing basketball with no shoes on, and my toenail got ripped off. Anyway, a year later to the month, its been treated. In about 30 minutes, i'll be able to tell if it hurts or not, and in a month, i'll be able to walk normally again.

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Horror movies are a turn on

Posted by snapper5 Nov. 24, 2009 @ 8:41 PM EST

I don't know if you've done this yourself, but every time i watch a horror film, i get a raging hard-on. I even get it when i just think about the film. Its not even that i find it remotely attractive either, but for some reason the film just makes me so fucking hard.

I guess you could say I'm kinda strange, but ain't we all.

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I'll get this over with as quickly as possible (MW2)

Posted by snapper5 Nov. 22, 2009 @ 9:21 AM EST

You shoot shit in campaign.
Two guys from Britain own shadow company.
Spec ops is fun but hard.
Multiplayer is now dominated by grenade launchers.

Is this where the dream ended up?

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So people are still bitching about modern warfare's price. I don't know why. With the current game price's, company's make so little in profits that they struggle to stay afloat. I mean, pandemic studios is now gone guys! Fuck.

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Camping is not "n00bish"

Posted by snapper5 Nov. 10, 2009 @ 5:26 AM EST

I'm sorry, but if you think camping is a strategy only for assholes who have no skill, then i ask you mr. rusher. Why do you die in a second at long distances hmm? I'm sorry i have the skill to shoot at long ranges rather than spam shotgun blasts everywhere and hope to get a kill like you do, i really am.

TL;DR

No, fuck you. I will not stop camping so you suck less, go fuck a goat.

Final note, spawn campers are utter pricks, i agree with people there.

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So, 4 years

Posted by snapper5 Oct. 20, 2009 @ 4:59 PM EDT

4 years of me actually registered, 4 years of me bullshitting, cussing, swearing, and fucking up peoples names.

Go me

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INORITE!

Posted by snapper5 Oct. 19, 2009 @ 3:55 AM EDT

OMG LOL ROFL LMAO ROFLLMAO ROFLCOPTER ZOMG LULZ LOLLAGE NOWAI YAWAI!

ENJOY FUCKERS

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Not again...

Posted by snapper5 Oct. 17, 2009 @ 9:26 AM EDT

I made the mistake of telling my family that i was sleeping over a girls house <(OMFG THEY DO EXIST INORITE) so now every time i go out they have a habit of mentioning her and dropping hints.

Lovely

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